Need a little help on a book

[doppleganger]

Hi everybody:) I am trying to write a book and would love some help from all of you
it is going to be about any funny/embarrassing moments you have with ;children,spouses,at the store ,at the doctors office, animals,anything funny .I am currently unemployed and I need to get this going.I have been getting some really good responses from family and friends and would like all of you to join in the fun.We all need a good laugh and who better to laugh at us than ourselves .I have quite a few myself

[doppleganger]

Maybe it would help if I start things off.
I have 5 cats;
Lucky 11 YO 35+ #F
Pepper 11 YO 35+#  F
Patches 11 YO 10#F
Tiki 4 YO  15 #  M
Shadow 3 YO 20 #   M     
Tiki and Shadow LOVE to tease and chase Patches,she hisses runs and screams( and I mean screams)
One day Shadow was tormenting her and I hollered at him a few times and finally had to get him away from her .I put him in my spare bathroom for about 10 min. (for a timeout) About half an hour later I heard Patches again screaming.I yelled at Shadow I had to get up again(I was on my puter)  I went to get him,he was on my DR table and his eyes were as big as saucers.Tiki had crossed my path on my way to get Shadow and he kinda had his head down and was walking slowly (toward the bathroom) When I noticed where Shadow was and saw Tiki headed in the bathroom I had to laugh.Tiki was putting himself in timeout.It was really very funny.